Election Day - The Horrors, ver. 2006

As it was in version 2004, I suspect the Republicans are trying to fuck us all and steal yet another election day.

"It's cool - I'm taking it back."

Dear Republican douchebags,

No matter how cleverly you try to justify its use, the term "tar baby" has been a known racial slur for several generations now.

Maybe you should try to take back "porchmonkeys" first.

The Horse Whisperers

Apparently, things have become so retarded in the city of Athens, OH that the drunken Ohio University football players have taken to swinging on police horses.

The solution to this problem is simple: Just give the horseback cop the right to shoot asshole OU football players who punch his horse. I predict the problem would go away almost immediately.